The $497 Full Social Audit

A 30-page playbook for your business — in 7 days.

No vague "discovery call." No sales pitch disguised as a strategy session. You pay $497, we deliver a real document with real numbers, real recommendations, and a 45-day timeline. Credited back in full if you sign up for a monthly engagement.

What's in the audit

Everything we'd want to know about your business — documented for you.

Most "free audits" are 30-minute sales calls. Our paid audit is a delivery — 30 pages of real analysis, written by our team after we've actually looked at your accounts.

Current marketing state-of-play — what you're doing, what's working, what's burning money
Local market & competitor breakdown — what your competition is running, how they rank, what they're missing
Cost-per-lead & revenue projection — realistic targets based on your industry and geography
30-page custom growth playbook — channel by channel, with budgets and timelines
45-day actionable timeline — week by week, what to do first, second, third
60-minute strategy call — walk through the playbook, ask anything, decide if we're a fit

$497

Entry point

$497 Full Social Audit

Delivered in 7 days. Credited back in full when you sign up for monthly. No upsell pressure on the strategy call.

We'll send a payment link after you submit. No charges yet.

Why pay for an audit?

Free audits attract tire-kickers. Paid audits attract operators.

If $497 isn't worth a 30-page playbook for your business, we're probably not a fit. The audit filters seriousness on both sides — we only work with businesses ready to commit to growth, and you only get analysis if it's worth your time to read.

Free "Audit"

× 30-minute sales call
× Generic recommendations
× Pressure to sign up immediately
× Boilerplate "strategy" that fits anyone
× No real analysis of your accounts

$497 Paid Audit

✓ Real account analysis, 7-day turnaround
✓ 30-page custom playbook
✓ Industry & geography-specific data
✓ Credited back if you sign up monthly
✓ Yours to keep — use it with any agency

Frequently asked

Audit questions.

How does the credit-back work?

You pay $497 upfront. If you decide to engage us for a monthly retainer (typically $5k-$8k/mo), we credit the full $497 against your first month's invoice. Effectively, the audit is free for clients who hire us.

What if I don't want to hire you?

You keep the playbook and use it however you want — hire someone else, do it yourself, file it away. The playbook is yours. No further obligation.

What do you need from me to start?

Read-only access to your Meta Ads, Google Ads, Google Analytics, and Google Business Profile. Plus a 30-minute kickoff call so we understand your business goals. That's it.

How long does it take?

7 business days from the kickoff call to delivered playbook. Strategy call scheduled within the 2 weeks after delivery.

Is the audit really 30 pages?

Yes — usually 28-34 pages depending on complexity. We've sent audits as short as 22 pages (smaller businesses) and as long as 47 (multi-location healthcare practice).