Funnel Audit — $250

Find out exactly where your funnel is leaking money.

No vague "discovery call." No sales pitch disguised as a strategy session. You pay $250, we deliver a real document showing every gap in your funnel, every dollar you're losing, and exactly how to fix it. Yours to keep, with or without us.

What's in the audit

A custom strategy + a funnel leak diagnosis.

Most "free audits" are 30-minute sales calls. Our paid audit is a real delivery — we go through your entire customer journey, stage by stage, and show you exactly where customers are dropping off and what it's costing you.

  • Funnel leak diagnosis — every step from cold traffic to closed deal, with the exact place customers drop off and what it's costing you per month
  • Custom strategy & action plan — channel by channel, with concrete fixes you can implement immediately
  • Content audit — what's working, what's stock/AI/generic, what needs to change
  • Offer & conversion review — your bio link, landing pages, lead capture — what's killing conversions
  • Automation gap report — what should be automated but isn't (and how much each manual step is costing you)
  • Local market & competitor breakdown — what your competition is running, what they're missing, where you can win
  • 60-minute strategy call — walk through everything, ask anything, decide if we're a fit

Funnel audit pricing

$250

Full Funnel Audit

Delivered in 7 days. Credited back in full when you sign up for monthly. No upsell pressure on the strategy call.

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Why pay for an audit?

Free audits attract tire-kickers. Paid audits attract operators.

If $250 isn't worth a real diagnosis of your business, we're probably not a fit. The audit filters seriousness on both sides — we only work with businesses ready to commit to growth, and you only get analysis if it's worth your time to read.

Free "Audit"

  • × 30-minute sales call
  • × Generic recommendations
  • × Pressure to sign up immediately
  • × Boilerplate "strategy" that fits anyone
  • × No real analysis of your accounts

$250 Paid Audit

  • Real funnel diagnosis, 7-day turnaround
  • Custom strategy you can implement yourself
  • Industry & geography-specific data
  • Credited back if you sign up monthly
  • Yours to keep — use it with any agency

Frequently asked

Audit questions.

What's the "leaking funnel" thing?
Every business has a funnel: strangers see you (cold), some get interested (warm), some are ready to buy (hot). At each step, customers drop off. Most businesses lose 70-90% of customers at each step without ever knowing where. Our audit maps your specific funnel and shows the leaks — what content isn't converting, what offer is unclear, what automation is missing.
Is the $250 credited if I sign up monthly?
Yes — credited back in full toward your first month if we end up working together. Either way, you keep the playbook.
How does the credit-back work?
You pay $250 upfront. If you decide to engage us for a monthly retainer (typically $5k-$8k/mo), we credit the full $250 against your first month's invoice. Effectively, the audit is free for clients who hire us.
What if I don't want to hire you?
You keep the strategy and use it however you want — hire someone else, do it yourself, file it away. The playbook is yours. No further obligation.
What do you need from me to start?
Read-only access to your Meta Ads, Google Ads, Google Analytics, and Google Business Profile. Plus a 30-minute kickoff call so we understand your business goals. That's it.
How long does it take?
7 business days from the kickoff call to delivered audit. Strategy call scheduled within the 2 weeks after delivery.